Random thoughts of randomness.

alltimeboners: things that are enjoyable: showers things that are not enjoyable: getting in the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:34:31 -0400

alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

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Wed, 22 May 2013 15:11:45 -0400

lettucefetish: i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:03:34 -0400

lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

macarena-of-time: my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:53:48 -0400

macarena-of-time:

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

kayybearr: hanthelion: ikuskrap: No way. YO WHAT THE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:12:12 -0400

kayybearr:

hanthelion:

ikuskrap:

No way.

YO WHAT THE FUCK

going to try this tmr for breakfast

allie-w: slimu: Japanese Food Party...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:05:07 -0400

allie-w:

slimu:

Japanese Food Party :D

ええ？？とてもかわいいですね！

たべたいよ！

analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:59:06 -0400

analmermaidprincess:

analmermaidprincess:

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

The boys…

They have arrived….

“My heart is stronger now that you’re in it”

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:23:48 -0400

“My heart is stronger now that you’re in it”

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Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:22:15 -0400

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:09:08 -0400

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:05:43 -0400

n0dlove:

willinoise:

^lil playa~~

so does this make me a fucked up individual or

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD

thedeathstarcanteen: edwad: l was that a lowercase “L” or a capital “i” youll never know or maybe...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 18:48:18 -0400

thedeathstarcanteen:

edwad:

l

was that a lowercase “L” or a capital “i” youll never know

or maybe it was a 1

no nevermind it wasnt a 1

yes

i am the real sherlock

madgay: how to solve every problem ever ignore it

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 18:48:12 -0400

madgay:

how to solve every problem ever

ignore it

cl0thes0ff: urpoo: there is literally nothing more attractive...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 00:51:04 -0400

cl0thes0ff:

urpoo:

there is literally nothing more attractive than the faces a guy makes during sex

this is so fucking hot i can’t even

i always wondered if all guys look like they’re concentrating, bordering on confused….

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Mon, 08 Apr 2013 00:44:13 -0400

Husky has to hold hands during car rides.

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 00:35:45 -0400

Husky has to hold hands during car rides.

Borderlands: The Vault Hunters

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 00:33:11 -0400

^{Borderlands: The Vault Hunters}

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Mon, 08 Apr 2013 00:32:37 -0400

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Mon, 01 Apr 2013 20:58:37 -0400

Feel That?

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 20:55:20 -0400

Feel That?